diff --git a/.sops.yaml b/.sops.yaml
index 84d0f4ef..ff72b75a 100644
--- a/.sops.yaml
+++ b/.sops.yaml
@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 keys:
   - &user_desko_colin age1tnl4jfgacwkargzeqnhzernw29xx8mkv73xh6ufdyde6q7859slsnzf24x
   - &user_lappy_colin age1ml8kkppftygu2wag57yld98jlrkh4avp54eheq7q0fa2rup843csqjajs6
+  - &user_uninsane_colin age1z8fauff34cdecr6sjkre260luzxcca05kpcwvhx988d306tpcejsp63znu
   - &user_moby_colin age1lt739n2tq7dmpglvntjr9j2r7426md7rat7x9w930gagtx4jyvnqwts2al
   - &host_desko age1s0v4fm203ap6mckcz3djw8hx30uqu87xfhfdajpmyf8rfrf5xs5swpz6m6
 creation_rules:
@@ -9,5 +10,6 @@ creation_rules:
     - age:
       - *user_desko_colin
       - *user_lappy_colin
+      - *user_uninsane_colin
       - *user_moby_colin
       - *host_desko
diff --git a/helpers/universal/users.nix b/helpers/universal/users.nix
index 54c36741..5b6ea909 100644
--- a/helpers/universal/users.nix
+++ b/helpers/universal/users.nix
@@ -32,6 +32,7 @@
       "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIGSDe/y0e9PSeUwYlMPjzhW0UhNsGAGsW3lCG3apxrD5 colin@colin.desktop"
       "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIG+MZ/l5d8g5hbxMB9ed1uyvhV85jwNrSVNVxb5ujQjw colin@lappy"
       "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIPU5GlsSfbaarMvDA20bxpSZGWviEzXGD8gtrIowc1pX colin@desko"
+      "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIPS1qFzKurAdB9blkWomq8gI1g0T3sTs9LsmFOj5VtqX colin@uninsane"
       # TODO: should probably only let this authenticate to my server
       "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIGCLCA9KbjXaXNNMJJvqbPO5KQQ64JCdG8sg88AfdKzi colin@moby"
     ];
diff --git a/secrets/example.yaml b/secrets/example.yaml
index ed665de4..e38051fc 100644
--- a/secrets/example.yaml
+++ b/secrets/example.yaml
@@ -17,38 +17,47 @@ sops:
         - recipient: age1tnl4jfgacwkargzeqnhzernw29xx8mkv73xh6ufdyde6q7859slsnzf24x
           enc: |
             -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
-            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBIZDFoUlNBS3lCTGZXT2FZ
-            U3pjNFVWNDF5d294S1dzS3V6ZzhNRCs1SFVJCjVxQ1BxQlczTy9vOVI1V2JKZjN2
-            c2Exa2ttTHIyc21USzZYN2t1WE1sZGsKLS0tIENXamx6TXBtZElOWTRybURybWky
-            WHNpcmdxR2NmTDdDcUlZbC9sQkJPY0kKb7VCtdYpKmf3FlxOGdIjoCJ9Ip/0F5m1
-            QT9HQcxXq4Olc9Ekd4ah9l4bphAgmH4DKkb4ba7ShJ+U4bw3279Bdw==
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSA1d2htUlhNWjZ1REN6a0E5
+            Y3VBczQvdm1WS244bXFZemJQcmR5YStseTFRCklKaHBQK1Y5YlJjMGE1QVhLT2Z4
+            UzZJcTFMOU5KRXFKS3F5L0tVWUtOQncKLS0tIDJxTmJPWWp6WjJMS25XbzlTTHBp
+            bmhmbWRCSzVtanlucFl2eXpyRjNBcDAKNexc6EvkEVYw79uazSHtGoknfmKGN3c+
+            hBk1gHU2XEOZk+G6mPAVeToiuWTAmFOha1axGYB3L9sU0lgW0/HfnA==
             -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
         - recipient: age1ml8kkppftygu2wag57yld98jlrkh4avp54eheq7q0fa2rup843csqjajs6
           enc: |
             -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
-            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBGVjd2eUlQMUM4QmExVGhT
-            dnpBNkpnbkdGcU0yTzJhQjNvZ2hXZTdWSm4wCjB1djdMTzZpYkhnTWV4ZmgzanN3
-            cG83RlF1OGZGQlhWQTJUZUwxUlNUWU0KLS0tIGtMeFZjVldjS3VJNVB3bWxnWXNZ
-            cmJHbDFtZTQ5OUZ6SURVNUt6MlU5YkUKe/d1hc7x9/Cru8gse+kBgDmR32ezHv5J
-            j9YDUv5QJwAwgnEVhhTHoYnSpHQtDIeoSzURxhVwK/tgHpCaqFSq2w==
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBkcXR0QUlTR1E3MFhVMWhq
+            bXNvRE1wY1ZQbjg3L0ZZbDA4TFNTNGFaRUJJClVEWTB6YjM3Qnk0RmxieE9DM0FI
+            cFRKT1R6M2JiczRvQ01uV3NnaVU2aDQKLS0tIFkvQm5BT1IwV0FzamNKWnE2NCt2
+            UTQxMCs3Vm9qSmhvbVdEdEFUNnlQTG8KNxzH/dY2qECQMHyIrx3mP71DxNzzCcnQ
+            T7QzVjhWMmTSgy6HuPIQV1pjJ+3A3Ir5upEn50QlGn9usJcQREzG6w==
+            -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+        - recipient: age1z8fauff34cdecr6sjkre260luzxcca05kpcwvhx988d306tpcejsp63znu
+          enc: |
+            -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBMYjFlTHNKdUNOTmVNamRZ
+            eXVteFhoSWZtU2xQME4zUTl2Y1QxYzYrY0JFCjQ3SmdoMFovWUxKOEdscjl3ZHpv
+            UVJUakhPNjBHUkxRYzNuTW56TTlMelkKLS0tIHZTeVJiV3pOczF0ZjVCcjl5WmEw
+            L2ZTUExpbWRydkkzdFFDdlFYdDhoRjAKyehoIJQ+ZV5Wv3MoUbsP+3Ksp84iQOKd
+            9vDf7PRa2hmflbadIgHqFAaQu3b1+fezaE4dPBfXDaUMdJ1tWmSPfw==
             -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
         - recipient: age1lt739n2tq7dmpglvntjr9j2r7426md7rat7x9w930gagtx4jyvnqwts2al
           enc: |
             -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
-            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSArMThScUw4emh6Q3JGMTJ2
-            NC9aYjlxL1liWmFqZUN0WHJsRXoxdGNIc2tVCjJmbm96NStwUnY5N0lNVEZSZkZI
-            Zk9Wcm1jSit6TUE0QnBHQzBzK2l0OTQKLS0tIEswRGhrSFUwbzNXeXAwYWUzejZT
-            TTlxRjh6QzVETE0yeGZVRFJzNTVMNEEKUNttIPaTCsyGbycDdxbZ8tYtj4fzYgjM
-            hb+BL0VzJpJjxB3077KAH6eryJe0ZlS0N0nrMy8/cKHUcDW52DhDRA==
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBUVlhJSitRNTRYRk5QclFS
+            NDcydzVsS3hLVlk3OThCZ1JZOUZmQW41WjBNCkxCRER5UXJRR2VvNitYaytNQTF4
+            ZVE3Z2llUjlES0VReDJUckxod3NsVUEKLS0tIEZtVXFEMDFMUzRNdWJ2Y3Rxc2dX
+            MGNONWhzTzhhQWVGa3l1YTR1a294NXMKrnS4TCByrs7mBwt8zYdOsAO6IaKdgVlU
+            QwACSquql2Oi/Wsc7LMzx2kwkMG/BhOzpXL9yqNnx3XAB2HOD8YLhQ==
             -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
         - recipient: age1s0v4fm203ap6mckcz3djw8hx30uqu87xfhfdajpmyf8rfrf5xs5swpz6m6
           enc: |
             -----BEGIN AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
-            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBCZGNKRmx5UHZBYXY2dGJp
-            MmxESVY2MkxmaENLUzlOcFpweDMwRHJUTkdFCkVabW1kbXlIRUxMYWxTVXcrNWw0
-            Z1ZlRFVXUWV5dTV1RkUvUXgvZEpCVEkKLS0tIEdobjZYNXNDVmIwQ0xZR1M5S0Q4
-            dnh3NE9RSGEwZjMvRjRVVXM4V3ZTR0UKJ4Rw+NoTwunpy8ZB1wQvRxs3x/Uq+1sn
-            n0XzsxEViDyA1+xlmOsUmrpdESqSGHLwIuYCWbppI2KhZjnbR2iSUQ==
+            YWdlLWVuY3J5cHRpb24ub3JnL3YxCi0+IFgyNTUxOSBnOWIrTUczcHllZHNoU1Zp
+            RHljZlNGcktHeVVVaXIvOUk2S3JQZWNZN1ZFCk9FZjZic0hNaDZWazdaamQ0N0Fx
+            YmVLbUJGWER6YjdaaUQrYjAvVjF4NXMKLS0tIDNwSW5iYnluVzV4Rk5sY2xmc0Fj
+            NVNjYldlM2RwZURrNndoT1lINmpqSkEKVzfH6AKsVPhgvBNXe2ArzkNg7s01fcAF
+            ReR1daJKNOkKCR1+SVaUlWRZGswTXMqImb4FhlbEgxiL2y6hyTrN1w==
             -----END AGE ENCRYPTED FILE-----
     lastmodified: "2022-06-06T23:21:20Z"
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